MARK BOUGHT ME NEW JEANS TODAY

The new jeans will fit....

will fit...

will fit...

Maybe if I hold my breath...

i punce usenet

i speel baddly but mots biesxluals do

we coock outa lot

we liek hickkory smake to cock wiht

where there is smake there is fire

OH MY GAWD!

If I find out who found my photo on the Web, I am going to sue them!
This is an old photo that was taken long before I went on the Knights Of The Round Table protein diet.
I've lost three pounds in six months and I think I look pretty sexy. Mark does, too.
I never used to be able to wear midriff bearing clothes, but look at me now!
Eat your hearts out, because you guys ain't getting any of this!

i look for psawword in stlone blog here

i not all that dmub and evetully will find the psaword hidded here then i steal blog back from coword who is anonymouse i can be dick tracy if necsary

MY FAVORITE MYNA BIRD

Myna birds are known to be extremely intelligent and some can even "tlak". We don't have many Myna birds here in Michigan, but I have one. Of course I keep him in captivity and allow him no freedom of flight, but this is done merely to protect my Myna bird from himself and also to keep him from leaving home.
To allow my Myna to fly free would incur the risk of him blindly flying into a glass window and thereby injuring himself...or worse. And were my trained Myna ever to escape the bonds of captivity, wherever would I find another with a college degree????
After all, the pickings around here are pretty slim at best...

I CAN'T COME TO THE BLOG RIGHT NOW

Welcome to my new blog. I am at the Magickal Temple right now and can't come to this blog, but leave a message and I'll get back with you just as soon as I finish braying at the moon.